• It’s Hell Gettin…

    $3.00$35.00

    3 men

    7-8 minute comedy

    Three old codgers sit in the park and soak up the sun while they reminiscence about the past and their youth. Hilarious sketch, very popular in variety shows.  
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  • Driving Under the Influence

    $3.00$35.00

    2 either

    8 minute comedy

    When you're pulled over for a DUI, it's not a good idea to bump, grind, and push the meaning of "walk the line."
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  • Housecleaning

    $3.00$35.00

    1 Either

    Less than 2 minutes

    Ida, a frustrated homemaker, swears off housework for more enlightening tasks. A never-fail show and a hit wherever it's performed!
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  • You’re My Doctor?!

    $3.00$35.00

    cast of 3

    5 minutes

    In this laugh-a-minute skit, Hank goes to his trusty old physician for his annual physical. But things do not go exactly as planned.
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  • New Plays for Mature Acto…

    $24.95

    Flexible

    7-10 minute comedy sketch

    An older lady has not received her last Social Security check so she calls a bureaucrat for help. Short, easy and best of all, it's a ‘never fail’ script!
  • Carol Burnett Sketch Coll…

    $26.95

    Up to 6 characters in 4 sketches

    3-5 minutes

    Carol Burnett, one of the most brilliant comediennes, presents two movie parodies and two comedy sketches. No Royalty!
  • Strange UFO

    $15.00

    1 male, 4 women

    10 minute comedy

    Sam Pott’s pants on the flagpole, flapping in the breeze, stuns the Law Firm. So funny!  
  • Canine Contact

    $3.00$35.00

    1 man, 1 woman

    7 minute comedy

    George and Gracie briefly share the challenges of getting older. Through a happy exchange of ideas, they emerge hopeful about the future.
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  • Mrs. Claus

    $3.00$35.00

    1 woman

    5 minute comedy

    In this hilarious monologue, Mabel Claus describes the trials and tribulations of being married to the world’s most famous man for 541 years. A true Christmas gem!
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  • Prejudice Meets Its Waterloo

    $15.00

    1 male, 4 females

    10 minute comedy

    Adolph Schlepenheimer is mortified to discover his ‘new fangled’ doctor.
  • The Christmas Police

    $5.00$35.00

    1 man, 1 woman

    10 minute comedy

    Bring out your tacky Christmas ornaments and don your worst holiday sweaters...then watch out for the Christmas Police!
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  • Mother is Losing it

    $15.00

    2 men, 3 women

    7 minute comedy

    When Mrs. Brown misplaces something important, her whole family goes into action!
  • The Great Escape

    $3.00$35.00

    5 either

    6 minute sketch

    Don’t judge these three little ‘ole seniors by their bathrobes. There’s more to their story than meets the eye.  
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  • Joggin’ Along

    $5.00$35.00

    2 women

    10 minutes

    Best Seller! Two older women, dressed in exercise gear jog to center stage, where they stop long enough to talk about what’s going on in their lives. Hilarious!  
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  • Substitute Sitters

    $15.00

    3 women 3 men

    10 minute comedy

    Have Aunts Delia and Deborah abandoned their babysitting charge to two strange men?
  • Singing Drips

    $15.00

    2 women 2 men

    10 minute comedy

    Confusion breaks out when Mary’s voice teacher and the plumber show up at the house, at the same time!
  • Carol Burnett Sketch Coll…

    $26.95

    Up to 6 characters in 5 sketches

    3-5 minutes

    You'll love these five classic sketches from Carol Burnett!
  • Carol Burnett Sketch Coll…

    $26.95

    cast up to 6

    5 sketches, 3-5 minutes each

    Carol Burnett, one of the most brilliant comediennes, presents five comedy sketches. No Royalty!
  • The Exchange

    $3.00$35.00

    1 man, 2 women

    6 minute comedy

    The simple act of returning a broken hair dryer evolves into hilarious confusion, all topped off with a twist.
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  • Up and Down

    $5.00$35.00

    1 man, 1 woman

    10 minute comedy

    What happens when two people get trapped in an elevator? Find out in this delightful comedy about anxiety, anger, and connecting. Fun and very easy to stage!
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  • Choosing the Menu

    $3.00$35.00

    2 women, 1 either

    5 minute comedy

    As we grow older, our diets change. What we used to eat and still want to eat is on the ‘no no’ list.
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  • ‘Twas the Night

    $3.00$35.00

    1 man, 1 woman

    5 minute comedy

    The tree is a mess and now all is wrecked, but thanks to his strategy, their Noel is perfect.
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  • Navy Bean Soup

    $5.00$35.00

    1 man, 1 woman, 1 voice

    10 minute comedy

    In this hilarious comedy, inspired by a PBS show, the broadcast of the sophisticated "Madame DuJour Men’s Gourmet Cooking Show" is seriously sidetracked by the guest host, a sloppy and overweight retired Navy cook.
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  • 31 New, Humorous Skits an…

    $24.95

    2-6 characters

    3-9 minutes long

    There's a lot to like in 31 of Bob Redd’s short, easy scripts. Royalty Free!
  • Carol Burnett Sketches &#…

    $250.00

    cast up to 6

    45 sketches, 3-5 minutes each

    Carol Burnett, one of the most brilliant comediennes, presents five medium-length comedy sketches. No Royalty!
  • The Comeuppance of Flame …

    $5.00$35.00

    1-3 men, 4 women

    10 minute comedy

    She's willing to risk losing all she's gained from a charmed life to win validation as a poet.
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  • Those Dog Gone Wrinkles

    $15.00

    3 women, 2 men

    7 minute comedy

    Elsie tests her revolutionary wrinkle cream on dogs at a blue ribbon dog show.