The Christmas Police
$5.00 – $20.00
Bring out your tacky Christmas ornaments and don your worst holiday sweaters…then watch out for the Christmas Police!
Laura Sansing Pfizenmayer
10 minute comedy
1 man, 1 woman
About the play: Bring out your tacky Christmas ornaments and don your worst holiday sweaters…then watch out for the Christmas Police! Officer Jack Frost is on the job protecting the neighborhood from gross violations of good taste and Maude Klawes is a repeat offender. Will Frost be able to pry her precious Christmas cow and her headless Santa out of her arthritic hands?
This easy to stage, easy to cast short piece delightfully answers the question and whether Maude will be sent to Martha Stewart re-education camp. An unconventional Christmas tale that is perfect for seasonal short programs.
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Christmas & Holiday
10 Minute Play
$10 per performance