$3.00 – $10.00
In this hilarious monologue, Mabel Claus describes the trials and tribulations of being married to the world’s most famous man for 541 years. A true Christmas gem!
5 minute comedy
It’s Christmas time and Santa is delivering toys in his sleigh, bringing good cheer to all. But what about the wife he leaves behind, the hardworking woman who supports him? Who cleans up after those reindeer, anyway? Who keeps those elves in line? In this hilarious monologue, Mabel Claus describes the trials and tribulations of being married to the world’s most famous man for 541 years. Mrs. Claus is the ‘real’ story behind Santa, and a true Christmas gem!
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Christmas & Holiday, Skits and Sketches, Monologues and Scenes
Less Than 10 Minutes
$10 per performance