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It’s Hell Gettin’ Old

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Three old codgers sit in the park and soak up the sun while they reminiscence about the past and their youth. Hilarious sketch, very popular in variety shows.

 

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SKU: 9064370 Category: Plays Tags: Comedy, Less Than 10 Minutes, Online performance, Park Bench, Short Plays, Skits and Sketches
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Harry Stutt
7-8 minute comedy
3 men

A park bench on a sunny, warm day. Three old friends gather here every day to remember the good ol’ days runnin’ after them “good lookers.”

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playwright

Harry Stutt

genre

Comedy

men

3

run time

Plays less than 10 minutes

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$10 per performance

cast-size

3

theme

Conscious Aging, Great Roles for Men, Park Bench

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