Driving Under the Influence


When you’re pulled over for a DUI, it’s not a good idea to bump, grind, and push the meaning of “walk the line.”

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  • Bob Naquin
    8 minute comedy
    2 either

    After being stopped for a suspected DUI, an uninhibited driver adds some bumps, grinds and twirls to the officer’s request to walk a straight-line. The officer, inspired by the creativity, collaborates on the routine and suggests a double spin. This final twist to the standard sobriety test is the ticket!

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    Pairs well with Bob’s other hilarious sketches about driving, Driving with Siri and The Speeding Ticket.

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    Bob Naquin

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    Less Than 10 Minutes


    Cars and driving, Dance, The Law and Lawyers