Crime

These shows all relate to the theme of crime.

Lawbreakers!

Each one of these plays has a at least one character with a secret (or not so secret) naughty streak. From the traffic violator who turns getting a speeding ticket into a hilarious comedy, to bungled burglaries and even a few murders,  these plays help us to consider the broader context in which criminal acts occur.
Create a production using one or several of these plays. Breaking the law has never been so entertaining!

Book cover for "The Mystery of the Stolen Pansies" by Jo Rake, published by ArtAge Publications.

5 women

15 minute comedy

A missing flower bed sends five women in a quiet community spiraling into suspicions, symbolism, and comic accusations as they try to solve the mystery of who stole the pansies—and why.
Book cover for "Is Murder Tax Deductible?" by Katherine Beeson, published by ArtAge Publications.

4 men, 5 women, 1 either

Two act, 95 minutes

When a tax-season murder shakes up an accounting office, secrets unravel, identities twist, and the detective discovers that balancing the books isn’t the only mystery to solve.
Cover of "The Girls of Autumn" by Paul Barile, a senior theatre resource.

cast of 8

60 minute comedy

A trio of women jewel thieves come out of retirement when they learn they have one more chance to steal The Autumn Diamond - the one that got away.
Porch Pirates senior theatre play poster by ArtAge Publications.

Cast of 4

10 minute comedy

Ahoy mateys! This team o' pirates be not like typical  porch pirates! They're on contract to prevent the accumulation of too much stuff.
Older woman and man in theatrical costume with cane and hat.

1 man, 5 women

15 minute comedy

An older woman seeking psychic reassurance about marriage is confronted by the ghostly ex‑wives of her fiancé, and discovers that his “bad luck” may not be accidental after all.
Book cover for Grandmothers, Incorporated by ArtAge Publications.

1 man, 4 women, 1 either (voice over)

90 minute comedy

Four women, looking for a weekend of peace and quiet, find themselves in an isolated cabin with an unwelcome, dangerous stranger. The ladies give him a dose of vigilante justice with hilarious results.
Promotional poster for "Five Fingered Discount" by Lindsey Brown.

3 women

10 minute comedy

Three retirees search for new ways to bring excitement into their lives. But just how far are they willing to go?
Book cover for "Another Brick Through the Window" by Lindsey Brown, published by ArtAge.

1 man, 3 women

10 minute comedy

The Winslows are being targeted by the neighbors despite their generosity as community philanthropists. But maybe, just maybe, the Winslows are actually to be feared themselves?
Vintage Cruise Queens theater poster for senior theatre production.

2 men, 3 women

15 minute comedy

When two fabulously rich cruise-loving women catch burglars in their high-tech home, they turn the break-in into a social media revenge plot—complete with piña coladas, diamond bribes, and a whole lot of sass.
Cover of "Thief!" by Allan Bates, published by ArtAge Publications.

2 men, 2 women

42 minute comedy

Three older folk respond to a late-night robber with poetry not cops. Included in "Old Folks Rock: A Celebration of Vitality."
Cover of "Mernie's Little Hoax" by Carol A. Nimmons, published by ArtAge Publications.

6 women, 4 either

70 minutes

Millionaire Mernie Mayhem's strategy for testing her friends' loyalty misfires in this zany comedy.

1 man, 1 woman

10 minutes

After witnessing a crime, a husband and wife react differently and suddenly their lives are turned upside down.
Book cover for "A Will to Murder" by Bob Naquin, published by ArtAge Publications.

2 Men, 5 Women, 1 Either

45 minute murder mystery

A cast of unsavory relatives, a corrupt lawyer, a sexy maid, and a devious butler keep the audience in suspense as the characters compete for deceased Mr. Thornburg's wealth.
Holiday greeting card with festive colors and ArtAge Publications logo.

1 man, 7 women

10 minute comedy

One woman’s generous holiday invitation brings a parade of unforgettable guests—and a celebration that veers wildly off plan.
Book cover featuring bold pink, black, and orange design elements.

1 man, 3 women, 1 dead male body

10 minute mystery comedy

Who could have shot Fred at the Moon Over Poughkeepsie Hotel? This hilarious 1940s-style whodunit takes place in a residential hotel catering to seniors. Sure to keep audiences guessing!
GG Gang Senior Theatre Resource Center.

1 man, 1 woman

10 minute comedy

Two older people can solve their financial and loneliness problems if only they are brave enough to use a little 'creativity.'
Cover of "The Speeding Ticket" by Bob Naquin, published by ArtAge Publications.

1 woman, 2 either

15 minute comedy

A routine traffic stop turns into a master class in misdirection when a cheerful older woman talks a police officer straight out of his own ticket book.
Cover of "The Christmas Police" by Laura Pfizenmayer, published by ArtAge Publications.

1 man, 1 woman

10 minute comedy

Bring out your tacky Christmas ornaments and don your worst holiday sweaters...then watch out for the Christmas Police!
Cover of "The Day They Kidnapped Blanche" by ArtAge Publications.

cast of 7

30 minute mystery comedy

Blanche, an energetic retired teacher is having a blast starring in a community theatre comedy when the FBI needs her to outsmart a tough criminal and dim-witted assistant!
Senior Theatre Resource Center book cover by ArtAge Publications.

1 man, 9 women

35 minute comedy

The Pie Ladies make bail, but now they owe a lot of money. The second in The Pie Ladies Series.

2 men, 2 women

25 minute comedy

Wry-witted, with rapid fire screwball comedy dialogue. Agnes tries to finish her taxes but finds that there's more to life than investments and paperwork.

4 men, 5 women

60 minute comedy

There's been a robbery at the Senior Center just before the holiday celebration. With runaways and a problem administrator, will they be able to celebrate the holidays?
Cover of "The Stick-Up" by Bob Rinfret, a senior theatre resource publication.

2 men, 1 woman

15 minute comedy

Shirley, a cashier, has seen everything, but never expected Charlie, her retired friend and regular customer, to attempt robbery!
Cover of Jus' Tus by Linda LaRocque, a senior theatre resource publication.

1 man, 1 woman

10 minute murder mystery

Mystery surrounds the death of Nell's husband and Sheriff Wally is suspicious. Nell has some doubts of her own.
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