The Complaint Department


When a man returns a thermometer to the department store, confusion abounds! This is hilarious stuff!

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  • Larry Ferguson
    10 minute comedy
    3 either

    When a man returns to the department store upset about the thermometer he bought on Black Friday, confusion abounds! The customer service representative helps other customers who overhear and mis-hear, all making everything more confusing and more funny as it progresses. This is hilarious stuff!

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    Larry Ferguson





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    Bureaucracy, Great Roles for Men, Shopping

    Running Time

    10 Minute Play