Telemarketer Torment


Silvia hatches a brilliant idea for how to handle telemarketers. She no longer hangs up with anger. With her new strategy, they can’t get off the call fast enough!

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  • Pamela Loyd
    15 minute comedy
    3 men, 4 women

    Silvia’s had it with telemarketers. When her phone rings for the eleventh, make that the twelfth time in one day, she says “no” to the amazing offer and says “yes” to a brilliant idea. She transforms from the customer who hangs up angrily to a whole new strategy. From offering Telemarketer Therapy Services to sharing too much information about her own latest illnesses, Silvia has a blast. And so will audiences.

    A comedy that works well online, as Readers Theatre, or as a fully staged product.

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    Note: This is a fictional product of the playwright’s wishful fantasies. Any resemblance to actual telemarketers, living or dead, is highly unlikely. No actual telemarketers were harmed in the creation of this play.

    Another marvelous show by Pamela Loyd that works well on-line is Romance Reconfigured.

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    Pamela Loyd



    Running Time

    11-19 Minute Play







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    Mischief, Technology