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Mirroritis

$3.00 – $35.00Price range: $3.00 through $35.00

This humorously relatable monologue is about when you look in the mirror and ask, “Who Is This Woman?” The shocking answer of course is, me!

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SKU: 9064100-1 Categories: Monologues, Monologues - Single Scripts, Newly Released, Plays Tags: Less Than 10 Minutes, Monologue, Skits and Sketches
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Laura Pfizenmayer
5 minute comedy
1 woman

A relatable monologue about female vanity, the aging face, and how we see ourselves. A humorous discussion of the symptoms of “Mirroritis” as well as a number of practical “cures” including: shocking therapies promoted by the Gracefully Aging Association such as receiving your first AARP card, being told you’ve become a grandmother, and being asked if you’d like the senior discount.

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From the playwright: 

I looked into a magnifying mirror and my pores looked like moon craters and my wrinkles looked like the Grand Canyon. I said to myself “Who Is this woman?” The shocking answer of course is me! Sometimes it is just so hard to look into a mirror.

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genre

Comedy

run time

Plays less than 10 minutes

women

1

royalty

$10 per performance

cast-size

1

theme

Beauty and Fashion, Great Roles for Women, Living Fully

playwright

Laura Pfizenmayer

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