Something Old, Something New


Beverly wants to spice up her marriage. What will her traditional husband think when he sees the sex toy she ordered?

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  • Margie Semilof
    1 man, 1 woman
    10 minute comedy

    About the play: Beverly wants to spice up her marriage with Al, who’s a traditional guy and a bit of a prude. Beverly learns about a new, three-speed, high-tech vibrator and orders one on Amazon. Al sees the sex toy and is horrified, but it sparks an honest conversation about the balance of power in their household.

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    This play is included in AGELESS! 11 Short Plays Celebrating Seniors.

    About the playwright: Margie Semilof has had short plays produced at many national and regional festivals, including the Playwrights Platform Theater Festival, the Firehouse Center for the Arts New Works, the Greenbrier Valley Theatre New Voices Festival, TheaterEast 5×5, Stray Kats Theatre Company, Image Theater’s Fern Noire, and the Weathervane Playhouse.

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    Margie Semilof



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    10 Minute Play





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    Ageless, Marriage, Sex