Description
Best Seller!
Edited by Ted W. Fuller
Ten amusing one act plays, six skits and additional information such as how to cope with stage fright. Plots range from the bittersweet final chapter of a caring waitress’ life to the zany carryings-on of a mountain clan obviously affected by excessive inbreeding! Most of the playwrights and characters are seniors. All are funny.
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Table of Contents:
Welcome to Acceptance by Terryl Paiste
20 minute comedy, 1 man, 1 woman
Sam, an experienced robber of small banks, is surprised when Mrs. Melcher, a brand new teller, is not the pushover he typically finds. In fact, as a writer, she thinks it’s time for him to do some collaborating.
Parcel Pickup by Paula Schwartz
24 minute comedy, 1 man, 1 woman, 1 voice
A confused Len is attempting to pick up a package that he has no recollection of ordering, and is frustrated by the Clerk’s refusal to give it to him unless he identifies the contents. Finally, he attempts to grab it and run, then discovers the unusual price he paid for it.
A Medicare Affaire by Pat Edwards
8 minute comedy, 1 man, 1 woman
When Harold, who is married to Maude, comes on to Gloria, who is married to Sam, Gloria comes up with a solution. It delights Harold, and gives him a strange idea.
Fruitcakes by Judith S. Offer
28 minute comedy, 2 women
Generous, hard-working Eloise doesn’t understand the purpose of Gloria, who identifies herself as her heavenly guardian. As the news sinks in, Eloise’s fear shifts to anticipation.
Modern Technology by Barbara Fogerson
5 minute comedy, 1 woman, 1 voice
Surprised by the sight of a dead cow in the street, the woman calls Animal Control. She listens to the long taped message, then takes an innovative step to solve the problem.
Safeguard by Harold Cohen
11 minutes, 1 man, 2 women
While Tillie paints Mary’s portrait, Felix arouses Mary’s concern with weird quotations and erratic behavior while writing a play. She sees his final step as suicidal.
The E.B.F.F. Wants You by Judith S. Offer
33 minute comedy, 2 women, 1 man
When Wegner, the East Bay Feline Friends founder, calls on the sisters, they believe he’s with the East Bay Friendship File dating service, and his visit is part of a screening process. The mix-ups on the two groups lead to humorous developments plus a satisfying conclusion.
Shotgun Wedding by Beverly Bonniwell
25 minute comedy, 3 women, 3 men, 12 members of the wedding party
Ellie’s pregnancy and Jeb’s shotgun help persuade Willy to go through with a wedding ceremony complete with songs and Ozark Mountain commentary.
Interview with Dan Cupid by Ruth Malnik
5 minute comedy, 1 man, 1 woman
The interviewer, a bit surprised by Dan Cupid’s advanced age, asks about success stories and learns that some people fall in love without the old guy’s help.
Ladies at Lunch by Carol Woods
20-25 minute comedy, 2 men, 6 women
Six fun, active senior women meet for lunch every week. Between their arranging chairs, sharing medications, discussing mammograms and men, they give a waiter and his manager a really bad day. This is a hilarious play, full of opportunities for clever business.
The Revenge of Sacajawea by Terryl Paiste
12 minute comedy, 2 men, 2 women
In the Women’s Court of Iniquities, George suggests it’s a place where men are never right, but Phil doesn’t follow that advice, which leads to an unusual sentencing.
Sunday School Revelations by Ted Fuller
5 minute comedy, 1 man, 1 woman
Kids can misunderstand the Bible and theological definitions as these two dozen examples illustrate.
Another One of Louella’s Killer Ideas by Terryl Paiste
30 minute comedy, 3 women
In a disorganized meeting at a church, the women discuss Louella’s brainstorm–creating personalized, unforgettable memorial services. The first trial will surprise the whole town.
Let It Begin With Me and You by Betty McIntyre and Nell Sanders
10 minute play, 7 women, 1 voice (either male or female), plus singers
With songs and poetry, these assorted characters provide reasons for recycling.
That’s All You Need to Know by Pat Edwards
5 minute sketch, 2 women
Jean inquires but doesn’t obtain all the details about Susie’s golf game, which included a man named Matthew who was over par but a dandy dinner companion afterward.
Great Sentimental Value, Big Reward by Terryl Paiste
8 minute comedy, 1 man, 1 woman
Amelia was one of the few people to return the umbrella not expecting a cash reward but in the end, she may have received one of the best thank you’s a lady could ask for.
