Playing the Game


With the help of his two friends, Ozzy gets off the bench and practices the dating game.

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  • Joyce Schwartz
    20 minute comedy
    3 men

    Three old friends meet daily at their favorite park bench to chat and complain about aches and pains. Today, Earl brags about hitting a home run with Olga while George is happily paired with Rhonda. The conversation turns to the loner Ozzy. To dust off his dating skills, they create hilarious scenarios to prepare him for the world of romance. Will Ozzy hit a home run or strike out?

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    Joyce Schwartz

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    11-19 Minute Play


    Dating, Sports