Lust ‘n Digestion


A woman sees her blind date sneak a foil packet into his wallet and assumes it’s a condom. He’s confident of something happening but it’s not lust!

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  • William Doody

    7 minute comedy
    1 male, 1 female and a brief appearance by a waiter

    A woman meets her blind date just in time to see him sneaking a foil packet of Alka-Seltzer into his wallet. She presumes it’s a condom. The ensuing barbed dialogue between the mutually attracted couple is high comedy! It’s been a hit at many Senior Theatres.

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    William J. Doody



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    E-script, Hard Copy, Cast e-copies, Cast Hard Copies, Royalty Per Performance, Classroom Copy License, Streaming License

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    Less Than 10 Minutes





    Cast Size





    Dating, Food, In a Restaurant

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