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Lust ‘n Digestion

$3.00 – $35.00Price range: $3.00 through $35.00

A woman sees her blind date sneak a foil packet into his wallet and assumes it’s a condom. He’s confident of something happening but it’s not lust!

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SKU: 9064150 Category: Plays Tags: Comedy, Less Than 10 Minutes, Short Plays, Skits and Sketches
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William Doody

7 minute comedy
1 male, 1 female and a brief appearance by a waiter

A woman meets her blind date just in time to see him sneaking a foil packet of Alka-Seltzer into his wallet. She presumes it’s a condom. The ensuing barbed dialogue between the mutually attracted couple is high comedy! It’s been a hit at many Senior Theatres.

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playwright

William J. Doody

genre

Comedy

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run time

Plays less than 10 minutes

men

1, 2

women

1, 2

royalty

$10 per performance

cast-size

3

theme

Dating, Food, In a Restaurant

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