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Porch Pirates

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Ahoy mateys! This team o’ pirates be not like typical  porch pirates! They’re on contract to prevent the accumulation of too much stuff.

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Description

Clinton Festa
10 minute comedy
cast of 4

Polish up your Pirate-speak for this one! Hired by the son of the resident, Lackbeard, Bootlick Beth and Shanty Girl are here to save him from his tendency to over-collect “just in case” something breaks. This script is full of delightful characters with a fun message about the anxieties that can lead to hoarding. Heave ho!

Note: While September 19 is “International Talk Like a Pirate Day,” it’s we think it be fun to talk like a ‘appy gentleman o’ fortune every day of the year!

About the playwright: Clinton Festa is playwright who began his career as a writer and cartoonist for his campus humor magazine. He’s had short plays produced around the U.S., Canada, and U.K., and comedy sketches that have placed in national competitions. Clinton runs an online book drive for inmates in prisons and juvenile detention centers.

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Additional information

playwright

Clinton Festa
genre

Comedy
run time

10 Minutes
women

1, 2, 3, 4
royalty

$15 per performance
How would you like to purchase this product?

Perusal Script – Digital, Perusal Script – Hard Copy, Production Script – License to Copy, Production Script – Hard Copy, Classroom Script – License to Copy, Royalty per Performance, Streaming License
cast-size

4
theme

Aging Awareness, Crime, Social Issues
men

1, 2, 3, 4

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