ArtAge Publications' Senior Theatre Resource Center
  • Home
  • About us
    • ABOUT ARTAGE
    • BONNIE L. VORENBERG
    • KUDOS!
    • PRESS ROOM
  • LEARN
    • WHAT IS SENIOR THEATRE?
    • HOW TO RESOURCES
      • Books
      • Improvisation
      • TipSheets
      • Training
    • WHO’S WHO IN SENIOR THEATRE
    • PLAYWRIGHTS & AUTHORS
    • SUBMIT A PLAY
  • PERFORM
    • Run Time:
      • Less than 10 minutes
      • 10 Minutes
      • 11-19 Minutes
      • 20-29 Minutes
      • 30-39 Minutes
      • Longer Plays
      • Flexible Length
    • Genre:
      • Comedy
      • Drama
      • Holiday & Christmas
      • Romance
      • Mystery
      • Issue Oriented
      • Improv
    • Play Type:
      • Newly Released
      • Best Seller
      • Readers Theatre
      • Radio Play
      • A Cut Above
      • Plays in a Series
      • Plays on a Theme
      • Audience Participation
      • Musical
      • Community Theatre
      • Monologues
    • Books of Plays:
      • Books of Plays
      • Best-Selling Books of Plays
      • Books of Monologues
    • Search All Plays
      • Advanced Search
  • Helpful Info
    • CATALOG
    • ROYALTY INFORMATION
    • FAQ (FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS)
    • ONLINE PERFORMANCE INFORMATION
  • Stay In Touch
    • NEWSLETTER SIGNUP
    • NEWSLETTERS
    • CONTACT US
  • Menu Menu
  • Shopping Cart Shopping Cart
    0Shopping Cart
  • Link to Facebook
  • Link to X
  • Link to Instagram
You are here: Home1 / SEARCH2 / Plays3 / Newly Released4 / You Sir, Don’t Deserve This Sandwich
Cover of "You Sir, Don't Deserve This Sandwich" by Martin R. Collin, published by ArtAge Publication.

Too many options?

  • Here are some handy tips!

  • 1. Start with one filter. If there are still too many plays from which to choose, add a second filter.
  • 2. You can scroll through each
    drop-down box to find more options.
  • 3. To remove a filter, click on the X.
  • 4. To start over again, click on the “Refresh Filters” button.
  • Refresh Filters

You Sir, Don’t Deserve This Sandwich

$5.00 – $35.00Price range: $5.00 through $35.00

Never has there been a dining experience like this. It’s a laugh out loud comedy with great characters, lots of action, and waiters who can’t sing!

  • Perusal Script - Digital
  • Perusal Script - Hard Copy
  • Production Script - License to Copy
  • Production Script - Hard Copy
  • Classroom Script - License to Copy
  • Royalty per Performance
  • Streaming License
Clear
SKU: N/A Categories: Newly Released, Plays Tags: 10 Minute Play, Comedy
  • Description
  • Additional information

Description

Martin R. Collin
5 men, 4 women, 1 either (barking, but non-speaking)
10 minute comedy

A peaceful hotel dining room becomes a three-ring circus when an irate waiter, a loud and opinionated chef, and a small gang of singing servers take on a customer’s innocent question. Grandma’s side dish of peas never arrives, the chicken has an unusual smell, and when that meat ball goes rolling onto the floor only to be slurped up by a dog, maybe you just want to go home, skip lunch altogether, and have a big bowl of cereal.

Why we love this show:

  • It’s a high energy hilarious show with lots of action and opportunities for actors to showcase their comedic skills.
  • Fine singing is optional for the waiters who stage a boisterous, dramatic operatic scene in the restaurant. Bass, soprano, tenor, and alto voices, listed above, are mere suggestions, to create a pallet of sounds—highs and lows—to add to the comic mayhem.
  • The director and cast have the opportunity to create within this small play an explosive and grand moment.
Click here for a FreeView
Martin R. Collin is a former English Department Chairman and Theatre Director at a coeducational college preparatory school where he taught for 25 years, directing more than 120 plays. Now, Martin teaches mandolin, banjo, and guitar at a roots and folk music school.

Additional information

cast-size

10

How would you like to purchase this product?

Perusal Script – Digital, Perusal Script – Hard Copy, Production Script – License to Copy, Production Script – Hard Copy, Classroom Script – License to Copy, Royalty per Performance, Streaming License

genre

Comedy

men

5, 6

playwright

Martin R. Collin

royalty

$15 per performance

run time

10 Minutes

women

4, 5

theme

Animals and Pets, At the Hotel, In a Restaurant, Radio Plays

Related products

  • Book cover for "Chicken or Meatloaf?" by Eric Weil, senior theatre resource guide.

    Chicken or Meatloaf?

    $3.00 – $35.00Price range: $3.00 through $35.00

    1 man, 1 woman

    5 minute comedy

    Carol and Chuck share five minutes of "quality time" debating what's for dinner.
    Add to cart Add to cart Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
      • Perusal Script - Digital
      • Perusal Script - Hard Copy
      • Production Script - License to Copy
      • Production Script - Hard Copy
      • Classroom Script - License to Copy
      • Royalty per Performance
      • Streaming License
    • Clear
  • Book cover for "Pass the Peas Please" by Jerry D. Cunningham, featuring bold colors and a theatrical.

    Pass the Peas Please

    $3.00 – $35.00Price range: $3.00 through $35.00

    1 man, 1 woman

    5 minute comedy

    Retirees Walter and Sally share a synchronized breakfast using a particular implement, grabbers.
    Add to cart Add to cart Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
      • Perusal Script - Digital
      • Perusal Script - Hard Copy
      • Production Script - License to Copy
      • Production Script - Hard Copy
      • Classroom Script - License to Copy
      • Royalty per Performance
      • Streaming License
    • Clear
  • Senior theatre play titled Canine Contact by Penny Bloodhart.

    Canine Contact

    $3.00 – $35.00Price range: $3.00 through $35.00

    1 man, 1 woman

    7 minute comedy

    George and Gracie briefly share the challenges of getting older. Through a happy exchange of ideas, they emerge hopeful about the future.
    Add to cart Add to cart Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
      • Perusal Script - Digital
      • Perusal Script - Hard Copy
      • Production Script - License to Copy
      • Production Script - Hard Copy
      • Classroom Script - License to Copy
      • Royalty per Performance
      • Streaming License
    • Clear
© 2026 ArtAge Senior Theatre Resource Center. All Rights Reserved.
  • Link to Facebook
  • Link to X
  • Link to Instagram
Link to: Read a Play on Friday – June 2021 Link to: Read a Play on Friday – June 2021 Read a Play on Friday – June 2021Senior theatre event promoting "Read a Play on Friday" in June 2021. Link to: Romance Reconfigured Link to: Romance Reconfigured Book cover for Romance Reconfigured by Pamela Loyd, part of Senior Theatre Resource Center.Romance Reconfigured
Scroll to top Scroll to top Scroll to top
Skip to content
Open toolbar Accessibility Tools

Accessibility Tools

  • Increase TextIncrease Text
  • Decrease TextDecrease Text
  • GrayscaleGrayscale
  • High ContrastHigh Contrast
  • Negative ContrastNegative Contrast
  • Light BackgroundLight Background
  • Links UnderlineLinks Underline
  • Readable FontReadable Font
  • Reset Reset