Pass the Peas Please


Retires Walter and Sally share a synchronized breakfast using a particular implement, grabbers.

  • Clear selection
  • Description
  • How to Order
  • Additional Information
  • Jerry Cunningham
    1 man, 1 woman
    5 minute comedy

    Retirees Walter and Sally are living the Good Life in their double-wide mobile home. They have their morning breakfast and newspaper routine. He takes the sports section; she the front section, with a bagel in one hand and eagle eye for the typos. A former journalist, she loves nothing better than to email the editor the errors she finds. During the meal, the two show their skilled use of ‘grabbers.’ Can a ‘grabber’ really pass the peas?

    Click here for a FreeView

  • To order, choose how you’d like to receive the product, and then click Add to Cart. 

    If you want to read the complete script, order a hard copy or e-script for perusal.

    If you want to perform or rehearse, order cast copies. Select either e-cast copies, which you will be able to download, or hard cast copies. Hard cast copies are printed in black and white on 3-hole punched paper so it’s easy to put them into notebooks.

    Play collections are copyright protected and can’t be copied. When you decide which plays you want to use, contact us for e-scripts which you can copy.

    When you have performance dates, add royalty to your shopping cart, along with the number of performances. Rates are per performance and apply whether you charge admission or not. They are due two weeks prior to the show.

    Check out by going to “View Cart” and then clicking on the Proceed to Checkout button. You can pay with a credit card or PayPal. If you prefer, you may also use the Order Form in Word, the Order Form as a PDF, or just call us.

    We accept Visa, MasterCard, Discover, purchase orders, money orders, cash, and checks in US dollars.

     We appreciate your order. Thanks for helping older performers fulfill their theatrical dreams!

  • Additional Information

    Cast Size






    How would you like to receive this product?

    E-script, Hard Copy, Cast e-copies, Cast Hard Copies, Royalty Per Performance




    Jerry Cunningham

    Running Time

    Less Than 10 Minutes