15 minute comedy
2 men, 1 woman
Mike ‘Hard As’ Nails is hard up for cash. For one thousand dollars, he takes the case of the sleazy Louie ‘the Louse’ Lozano, bug exterminator and owner of the House of Pestitution who suspects his wife Lolita is baking up a relationship with Harry Hot Buns. Louie hires Mike to investigate what she wants in a man in an attempt to save their marriage. But Louie is barely out the door when Lolita calls wanting to hire Mike. What Lolita wants for her man is a good whacking! Lucky for the Loving Lozanos, Mike has a solution that works for everyone.
This is the third play in the Mike ‘Hard As’ Series.
- Mike ‘Hard As’ Nails and the Case of the Wandering Buck
Mike stays away from cases of unfaithful spouses, but Joy Buchanan is so charming and convincing he takes her on as a client. Besides that, he needs the money. Joy hires him to follow her husband Buck and catch him and his paramour in “the act”–of eating and drinking.
- Mike ‘Hard As’ Nails and the Case of the Missing Mink
Mike has had a bad year. What he needs is a well-heeled client. Who should knock on his door but the diamond-flashing Suzette Swank who hires Mike to find her missing mink coat
- Mike ‘Hard As’ Nails and the Case of the Loving Lozanos