Lawyer, Lawyer


This fun play about a dyslexic murderess and an unqualified lawyer features a hilarious court trial with a lot of laughs!

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  • Bob Naquin
    25 minute comedy
    2 women, 5 either, jury played by audience members

    About the play: Everyone involved is a bit off kilter in this hilarious murder trial. The prosecutor’s not even a lawyer; the defendant, Ms. Slayer, boasts about her crime; the defense counsel asks the most obvious of questions and Judge Judy Moody just now realizes murder isn’t even legal.

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    About the playwright: Bob Naquin writes and directs plays that reflect stories about the retirement community in which he lives, a fruitful source of ideas. His plays always entertain and bring a laugh when they are performed. In the meantime, he plays baseball and rides his motorcycle!

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    Bob Naquin



    Running Time

    20-29 Minute Play





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    Cast Size

    7, Plus Audience Participation


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