I’m Stayin’ Alive


An older woman voraciously consumes cigarettes and alcohol and ingests as many transfats as possible out of boredom. Then she discovers the pleasures of surfing the web.  

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  • Sandra Weintraub

    7 minute comedy
    1 woman – can also be played by 1 man

    An older woman finds her life so boring that she voraciously consumes cigarettes and alcohol and ingests as many transfats as possible. Then she discovers the pleasures of surfing the web, especially spam, it gives her life a whole new meaning. Now, she looks forward to a life of adventure and excitement, all provided courtesy of her computer.

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    Sandra Weintraub


    Comedy, Monologues and Scenes

    Running Time

    Less Than 10 Minutes



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    E-script, Hard Copy, Cast e-copies, Cast Hard Copies, Royalty Per Performance, Classroom Copy License, Streaming License



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