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Francine Wolf:  Please Don’t Tell My Kids!

Is your local theatre ready for an unforgettable show? Francine Wolf: Please Don’t Tell My Kids is now ready for the rest of the world, after a successful run at The Off-Central theatre in St. Petersburg, Florida. Starring Francine Wolf, a Tampa Bay seasoned actor/model/singer/producer, she can’t wait to present her regrettably true, wild and tumultuous autobiographical tales from over the last forty years — artistic adventures to an historic court battle. Confessional, witty, and inspirational,you’ll laugh; you’ll cry…but whatever you do, Please Don’t Tell Her Kids or Grandkids.

Don’t tell them about the love affair that bordered on insanity or her shocking talking dolls. And DON’T tell them the gritty details of her big-time real-world role: not as an actor or singer, but near the center of a life-and-death case that captured the world’s attention. Find out what Sen. John Glenn said during their serious chats about daycare policy.  And how did she score a date with Anderson Cooper?

This seventy-minute intimate solo show works well in a black box theatre.  The set requires two armless chairs, three standard cubes, a projector and screen, QLab software for sound and visual cues, or just a PC for cues.

…It’s not always funny. It’s often bizarre. But it is always thought-provoking.  This is a show you’ll really enjoy! — Broadwayworld.com

While the storytelling narrative unfolds with explosions of humor over Francine’s (and our own) human foibles, accompanied by touching moments sharing our very mortal vulnerabilities, it is all happening within a dance of both carefully choreographed, and yet spontaneous feelings, movement which reiterates the grace, humor, emotion and flow of this entertaining and evocative narrative —Dorothy Hershman, Theatre Professor