Description
Clinton Festa
15 minute comedy
2 men, 3 women
A life of luxury isn’t always as easy as it sounds, but Audra and Janet believe it’s worth a try. While sailing on the world’s most exotic and expensive cruise ships (husbands optional), our sunbathing “Cruise Queens” are interrupted by a call from Denise, a representative from Audra’s private home security company. The two cruise queens take it all in stride and even concoct a creative solution. And while it’s not one the security company would recommend, it will resolve several issues in one fell swoop — not the least of which is getting her vase back. There’s nothing a Cruise Queen and a good piña colada can’t handle.
“A clever play with a fun twist! Plus, there’s a bit of a good life lesson regarding the risks of posting online while traveling for those of us who don’t have a security system with lasers and a spare diamond necklace.” – Senior Theatre director in Montana
About the playwright: Clinton Festa began his career as a writer and cartoonist for his campus humor magazine. Since then, his plays have been produced around the U.S. and Canada.
