Carol Burnett Sketch Collection: “The Old Folks”


You’ll enjoy using these sketches–the original ones just like you saw on the revered CBS “Carol Burnett Show.” Such fun!

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    2 characters: 1 man, 1 woman in 8 sketches
    3-5 minutes each

    Here are the original sketches just like you saw on the revered CBS Carol Burnett Show. Here are the “Old Folks” sketches all in one collection. You’ll get the same laughs as Carol and her crew did! Use them to produce your own comedy show, in a variety show or radio play, or pull out the sketches to hone your comedy skills in a drama class.

    • The Old Folks #1: Old Molly cools old Bert’s ardor with one-liner put downs.
    • The Old Folks #2: Bert tries to persuade Molly to take a glorious vacation together.
    • The Old Folks #3: A two character sketch featuring the rocking chair and lovers who reminisce. Funny stuff.
    • The Old Folks #4: Another suitor tries to capture old Molly’s fancy to Bert’s dismay
    • The Old Folks #5: The couple try to stay awake to ring in the New Year. 
    • The Old Folks #6: Bert spies on a ’topless’ male lifeguard when the couple vacations to Florida. 
    • The Old Folks #7: Deciding what to watch on TV becomes a challenge when Molly can’t remember the name of the show she wanted to watch. 
    • The Old Folks #8: Recalling the details of their honeymoon is difficult when Bert and Molly keep falling asleep.

    No Royalty. Comes as an e-document!

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    If you want to read the complete script, order a hard copy or e-script for perusal.

    If you want to perform or rehearse, order cast copies. Select either e-cast copies, which you will be able to download, or hard cast copies. Hard cast copies are printed in black and white on 3-hole punched paper so it’s easy to put them into notebooks.

    Play collections are copyright protected and can’t be copied. When you decide which plays you want to use, contact us for e-scripts which you can copy.

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     We appreciate your order. Thanks for helping older performers fulfill their theatrical dreams!

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    Carol Burnett


    Comedy, Non Royalty

    Running Time

    Less Than 10 Minutes






    Royalty free

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